Truth and laughter for all...

Clark Kent was at the Auction and saw- This should be interesting. Though I can't actually buy anything. Lois sees this as a great opportunity for a great story. With Donald Trump here I wouldn't doubt it. Though I am concerned that Conner is here as Superboy. Not concerned about what he'd do. But more worried that he may break something he's at that awkward stage where he gets a little more powerful everyday. So he truly doesn't know his own strength. I saw him talking to his friend HS. So maybe they'll stay out of trouble. I say that now. But after they were in my Fortress, they made several robots that looked like Kara. They went nuts, and attacked Metropolis. Kara has been mad about that little miss adventure for a few days now. Though she doesn't really talk to me all that much. She had Diana give me a message loud and clear about her feelings on the matter. I take my set in the back, and have a little fear when Kon takes a bidding number; I become a little more scared when Lois takes one. Then something strange happens, Tony Stark, pulls me aside. " Mr. Kent I'd like to talk to you about Superman.'' " Well he's been my friend since I lived in Smallville..." " Yes friend right." The way he said that made me uncomfortable. " Well Besides Captain America, A lot of heroes will stand beside your 'friend'. Do you know how many people left The Pro Reg side when he said he would not register." " I'd like to think it was because of the inherent wrongness of the Registration Act Also the Thor Clone killing Goliath was a big thorn in your side Mr. Stark. " " Yes well tell Super man next time you see him I'd like to meet with him" I don't like the sound of this…. Kon -El also came…. So HS is bummin' In this whole Holiday thing with this argument with his girl, and well His Dad taking a- hole lessons from Tony Stark. Ok So I agree to talk to her at this Auction thingie. Meanwhile Cass is here because she's really into this art junk. Me I don't care about 1,000 year old vases though The Doctor that found "em Laura Croft is pretty interestin'. Well any way find Laura, and As usual she bitches at me. " How many times do I have to tell you I don't want what you call Clone on Clone lovin'." " Ok not what this is about Laura I'd just like to know what's up with you and HS is all.". " He can't accept that I was a prostitute case closed." " Let me guess, you were desperate for food or somethin'" " What would you know about it?" she asks. " Hey! I'm a clone too. I know what it's like to be suddenly born into a New World." " She dismisses me. I wasn't grown, in some weird tube like you Conner I was implanted in my mother, and born." " Yeah but ya escaped from Weapon X right? I guess it was Y'know tough to survive huh?" She shakes her head" What would you know? You were born with the powers of Superman. " I shrug. " Yeah you'd think, but I was pretty much alone myself. Supes was dead, So the only person who'd know what it's like to be like me. was gone. I fell into the wrong crowd. Some sleazy agent guy exploited my powers and me for all they were worth. I know it's not like turnin' tricks, but it was pretty bad.' She looks down at the floor. " At least you didn't kill your mother." Woah! Now I get the attitude, it's not genetic. I know exactly how she feels about that. Well Ok I didn't kill my mom I don't have one but... " So ya had some kind of evil programmin' in your brain? " I ask. " No it was a scent that gave me a bezerker rage." " Well I had Evil Progarammin' in my brain." I say. " Lex said a code word, and I almost kill all my friends, even the girl I love .I couldn't do a thing to stop it." She gives me a half grin. " We're just both messed up huh Kon?" " Yup" I answer. She gives me A friendly hug Then Wolverine runs up, and accuses me of trying to get in Laura's pants! HS and Cassie both hear this without y'know seein' what I did, and they just assumed the worst. Neither one of them is talking to me. Great F'in Krypton. This is what I get for trying to help a friend. I guess it's true no good deed goes unpunished. My POV So as you can see my auction was interesting… Bulma just had to act unlady like and draw me into am argument… I am so sick of others calling Logan smelly or hairy… He doesn't smell… Actually he does of those cigars but that is it and yeah he has hair but trust me her so called Prince of Monkeys couldn’t compare in bed… Pantha had to suggest swapping… For a moment I thought Vegeta and Logan might agree… Well. Pantha left with Bulma and Vegeta… the little Minx had grabbed 3 bottles from the bar…. I didn't ask… I am not sure if I want to even know but from Logan's comments … Well with Pantha it doesn't surprise me… The next week was quiet… I and Danny closed early today though because I wanted to wish Logan luck… Danny was routing for Gambit and I saw Carol there…. I can not believe she would stoop so low as to fake her pregnancy… Wonder Woman and I talked and she isn't at all happy about it…. "She lied about being pregnant, made a deal with Sabertooth to be assimilated with something cloned from Logan's DNA… She helped kill Logan in my opinion!" I ranted… "MS Danvers is giving us women a bad name! She shouldn't be working for SHIELD she should be arrested!" the amazon yelled… "Logan just said she is about to get punishment enough…. She is pregnant with Wonderman's baby… I want it known too… I want the truth to be spread around!" I spat… "Leave that to me! I know just who to tell and before long everyone will know the truth!" Wonder Woman smiled…